Our Cactupuncture Retreat 2018 will be held in the Namib Desert (please check coordinates). We will arrange an ancient camel to greet you upon your arrival as your primary guiding host. It is important that you fast 120 hours prior to the trip so that your spirit animal—the camel—can recognize your inner archetype. Please note that if you do not fast, your spirit animal may not connect and you will almost immediately be disqualified.
let us bamboozle you
for only $8895 a night
This is where all fellow cactus lovers gather to talk about the difference a cactus has made in their lives. Live testimonials, cheeky desert camels,artist formerly known as Sting, and at least five hundred quadrillion grains of natural sand will also be available for your enjoyment. All services start from 5am–8pm and are included in this package.
Brunch and cactus water served when dehydration occurs—with complimentary prickly pears.
the kennedys
summered here in 1940
Our Cactupuncture Retreat 2018 will be held in the Namib Desert (please check coordinates). We will arrange an ancient camel to greet you upon your arrival as your primary guiding host. It is important that you fast 120 hours prior to the trip so that your spirit animal—the camel—can recognize your inner archetype. Please note that if you do not fast, your spirit animal may not connect and you will almost immediately be disqualified.
let us bamboozle you
for only $8895 a night
This is where all fellow cactus lovers gather to talk about the difference a cactus has made in their lives. Live testimonials, cheeky desert camels,artist formerly known as Sting, and at least five hundred quadrillion grains of natural sand will also be available for your enjoyment. All services start from 5am–8pm and are included in this package.
Brunch and cactus water served when dehydration occurs—with complimentary prickly pears.
namib desert
24.2889° S, 15.2605° E
These are approximate coordinates. Once you
arrive here, follow the medium largest sand dune.
If you prefer an off-the-beaten-path route, please
follow the medium sized dune.
website
www.cactupuncture.com
Cactupuncture@hotmail.com
phone
1800-CACT-US
mailing address
De Los Insurgentes 72313,
Colegio, 32310 Cd Juárez, Chih.,
Mexico City